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Wednesday, 8 October 2008

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Obama (seen here outside Capitol Hill) made Palin anxious and moist.

Aspiring Republican Vice-Presidential hopeful Alaska governor Sarah Palin allegedly became sexually aroused during the debate between Arizona senator John McCain and Illinois senator Barack last night, according to several sources at the scene.

"Sarah seemed to be breathing hard during the debate when Obama spoke", said former New York Times Correspondent Kurt Eichenwald who was also at the debate. "She seemed fidgety. You could clearly see her nipples protruding through the fabric of her suit jacket. I would dare to say that Sarah Palin was very horny!"

To lend credence to Eichenwald's remarkable claim, Peter Randall, a New York businessman and Obama supporter, videotaped Palin using a "heat sensing" camera and revealed that Palin's vagina was noticeably very warm.

"She was on fire", Randall claimed. "I though she was going to jump on stage and do him right then and there!"

Governor Palin vehemently denied the allegations. "I was not horny! I was cold. That's why my nipples were erect. And I don't know anything about heat cameras or whatever the hell that thing was he had pointed at my personal region!"

Subsequent thermal readings of the inside of the hall revealed it to be a balmy 82 degrees F (28 C) at the time of the alleged nipple erection.

Many McCain supporters defended Palin's obvious stimulation. "He's a sexy black man", said McCain campaign manager Rick Davis. "She may think he has a massive schlong. Maybe she was envisioning him naked. Just because he turns her on doesn't mean she's going to vote for him or has any inclination to become a Democrat!"

John McCain firmly believed that we was the one who was actually making Palin horny. Most others disagreed.

Obama defended Palin's right to become horny any time and any place she pleases. "It's simple free speech .. or something" Obama declared.

Palin's husband Todd was visibly angry at his wifes mental indiscretion. "If she goes within two feet of him I'll drop her on the spot!" he said forcefully.

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