Written by Judge Retort
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Tuesday, 7 October 2008

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Barack's haunting new eyewear look

Sarah Palin drew a whopping crowd of 60,000 at a rally in Florida yesterday, causing quite a stir.

However, it turned out to be Barack Obama wearing Palin look-alike eyewear!

The crowd was completely fooled until someone suspiciously asked the purported Palin how to skin a polar bear. To which the embarrassed Barack mumbled something about awaiting results from a focus group, before diving into his waiting limousine, and fleeing the scene.

The crowd -- all good Floridians -- instinctively adjourned to the nearest swamp to play whack-the-gator.

Some are questioning why Barack would want to attend a rally, batting for the other side as it were. But no one seemed interested.

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