In breaking news today, billionaire Donald Trump has announced that he will construct three condominiums on the planet Mars by 2016.
He has signed a joint venture with the Euro Space Agency for the transport of materials and construction workers to commence the groundbreaking task with subcontracts to be offered out as soon as next year.
Mr Trump believes that interplanetary travel will quickly become the next tourist boom and he wants to get ahead of the pack before its too late.
Whilst his critics will just say the Donald has just gone completely off the planet, many people are excited by the prospect of travelling to the red planet and drinking dacqueries whilst relaxing in their condo jet spas.
But does any one believe that Monsieur Trump will not utter the famous line "Your fired" in setting up his new planetary quest? We think not.