Los Angeles, Ca (IPP) - Michael Jackson has had his skin darkened again after years of bleaching which has made him a whiter shade of pale over time.
Michael told reporters that he is just simply betting that Obama will win the next election and that it would behoove people of light skin color to darken up a bit.
Rumors have been circulating in the southeast part of the country that Obama will hire 400,000 new police officers and they will all be black and that is just in each of the following states: Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, Louisiana, Texas, and Jersey City where Muslims will be hired. Obama has promised that whites will be treated just as fairly as they treated their black counterparts when whites were in power.
Many anthropologists speculate that an Obama win will result in sweeping social changes. Some have gone as far as to say that even words in the dictionary will be affected. One example given is that the word "ask" will be changed to "axe" and "respective" will become "irrespective" and "regardless" will be "irregardless".
One Obama spokesman who asked to remain anonymous told reporters that executioners will be rounded up and will be themselves executed (after due process of course) by machines and after that there will be no more executions in the United States.