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Friday, 3 October 2008

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Sarah Palin :rolleyes:

Joe Biden was furious that the audience was "obviously stocked" with Sarah Palin supporters who laughed at her jokes, but who all gasped and moaned at each of his beaming leers.

"John knows I can't smile with my eyes, like most folks!" He howled with complaint. "John knows that if my eyes relax for even a split-second, John knows those bags of mine fall out and I can't even see the podium! Just like Bush's! Just like Bush's! Just like Bush's, Bush's, Bush's, BUSH'S!!! Just wait till you're as old as me and John! I'm talkin' about Bush's John!"

He went on to state that at the next debate the audience will be exclusively stocked with Bozniaks (apparently referring to the computer engineers of Bosnia) and that the emphasis on Palin's Christianity was unfair, must end, and demanded that for the rest of the election America must refer to his running mate by his Muslim name: Barack Al-Bama

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