Written by Judge Retort
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Friday, 3 October 2008

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This is how we fight in Canada, eh?

A mother, who drove her son and his friends to fight a rival gang has denied any wrongdoing. Sarah Palin has also spoken out on the issue.

Being a dedicated hockey mom, she regards it as a good old fashioned field trip.

"Sure - while I'm dowoon here in the lower 48, doncha knowoo, I'm for sure taking my boys to watch a few good healthy gang fights in New York, Chicaagooo, and Los Angeles - make 'em all better hockey players back home. Oh! And yes, of course, they're spending most of their time up in the Senate and House galleries watching those high-stakes bailout debates. I'm so proud! My oldest son is already raving about his very own plan to provide our caribou and polar bears with affordable mortgages so they, too, can finally get their own igloos."

Some pundits are now wondering, who would win in a fight between Palin and Biden.

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