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Topics: Sarah Palin, doll

Thursday, 2 October 2008

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"I can see Russia from my house..."

A spokesperson for a popular toy makers has announced today that they are designing a new doll modeled after Vice-President nominee Sara Palin.

"Caribou Barbie" will be ready for sale, along with the "Camo Car" and the "Barbie Bunker", before the elections in November.

The Caribou Barbie has a unique feature that Barbie's of the past did not have… she talks!
Pull the string on the back of her neck and you will hear one of five sayings:

  1. Drill, Drill, Drill!
  2. Kill, Kill, Kill!
  3. I can see Russia from my house…
  4. The problem with foreigners is… they're foreign!
  5. Rah, Rah, Re… kick them in the knee!
    Rah, Rah, Rass, kick them in the other knee!

The new doll comes with some additional accessories too. The Camo Car is a Hummer H2 replica with a large gun rack in the back. The Barbie Bunker is a log hut with bearskin rugs and a stuffed head of Hillary Clinton over the fireplace…

Do I hear bestseller?

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