A spokesperson for a popular toy makers has announced today that they are designing a new doll modeled after Vice-President nominee Sara Palin.
"Caribou Barbie" will be ready for sale, along with the "Camo Car" and the "Barbie Bunker", before the elections in November.
The Caribou Barbie has a unique feature that Barbie's of the past did not have… she talks!
Pull the string on the back of her neck and you will hear one of five sayings:
- Drill, Drill, Drill!
- Kill, Kill, Kill!
- I can see Russia from my house…
- The problem with foreigners is… they're foreign!
- Rah, Rah, Re… kick them in the knee!
Rah, Rah, Rass, kick them in the other knee!
The new doll comes with some additional accessories too. The Camo Car is a Hummer H2 replica with a large gun rack in the back. The Barbie Bunker is a log hut with bearskin rugs and a stuffed head of Hillary Clinton over the fireplace…
Do I hear bestseller?