The Republicant Committee to reelect Dead Duck Bush has won the concession to allow Sarah Palin to sit on Karl Rove's lap during her debate with Joe Biden.
Palin told the debate organizers:
"Uncle Karl is my good luck charm and that whenever he is around I manage to thunk up my best answers to really hard questions like, "what magazines do you read?". I wish I was sitting on Bush's brain when Kamikaze Couric blindsided me with that frontal assault.
"Later, Uncle Karl told me that I could have said Newsweek, Time or US News and World Report...God! He's smart at suggesting lies I can tell!"