Right wing nut religious fanatic Sarah Palin told Katie Couric that the Alaskan Ice Princess' best friend just happens to be a lesbian.
Under more of Couric's caustic questioning, Palin explained the beliefs of her Wasilla Bible Church and Bait Shop:
"We kill the moose and offer it to Jesus because he never had any moose meat in his Christmas figgie pudding because he lived in a Muslim dominated terrorist country, Palestine.
"We let teens get pregnant because Jesus' mother Mary was probably all of fourteen and look how her kid turned out, though she did have some miraculous help from some Holy Spirit sperm.
"And of course since we are literal, fundamental Bible believing people, we believe that my best friend, you know,the one who just happens to be a fag,will just have to go to hell because the way she loves is an abomination before the Lord who is Love..."