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Tuesday, 30 September 2008

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Slick Willy to market cigars

In the wake of Hilary Clinton's unsuccessful attempt for the presidential candidacy, husband Bill has agreed to promote and advocate the once popular cigar.

The former president is unconcerned by his spurious connection with the stogey (re the Monica affair) and hopes that people will buy the cigar and not draw the conclusion that it doubles as a handy prophylactic.

"Slick Willy" will be at the forefront of the campaign empowering stogey chewing enthusiasts to fill up their leather coated cigar cases with more Havanna leaf.

The obvious question however is whether Clinton will buy more himself (who knows when Ms Lewinsky might be in town).

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