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Tuesday, 30 September 2008

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Sarah Palin's Debate Dress; No pantsuit for Sarah

Former Beauty and Queen of Wasilla, Alaska has been less than impressive in her role as VPILF of the Repub party.

Palin has stumbled in interview after interview (well, true she only had two) and the party handlers have kept her on a short leash. But now she is being held incommunicado for the three days leading up to the Vice Presidential debate on Thursday night.

McCain has designed, rumor has it, a replica of the Hanoi Hilton torture chamber where he received the special qualities that enabled him to abandon his disabled wife, marry a young rich heiress and someday run for President.

It is believed that "burying" Palin in the "tomb" for three days will bring her to new life in Thursday night's debate!

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