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Saturday, 27 September 2008

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Palin told rape victims to grin and polar bear it like she does every time Todd touches her!

Wasilla, the ugliest town that wouldn't die, instituted a law charging Rape victims for the administration of evidence gathering rape kits. This ignoble reversal of the universal effort to encourage and support women who have been sexually assaulted happened during the administration of now VPILF and than small town mayor Sarah Palin.

When asked if her own daughter whose fetal offspring was fathered in an act of illegal statutory rape was charged for her pregnancy test and Palin in good ole Republican rugged individualism said that the whole thing was covered by her big government, big health coverage.

Women across America are learning more and more about Palin and growing paler and paler about the prospects of voting for a backwood barbarian like her!

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