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Friday, 26 September 2008

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American Immigrant

In the wake of the economic meltdown Americans are flocking in droves to Mexico.

Mexican drug cartels, farmers, and unions are fed up with Americans taking jobs such as drug trafficking, grape picking, and dishwashing.

Mr. Harley B. Davidson said, "Middle America just doesn't cut it anymore, the peso is king now. Learning to speak Spanish isn't as hard as I thought. The people of Mexico are hard workers, and Americans will prove to work even harder. It's a global economy now so we all have to work together regardless of our whiteness."

Mexican Union Boss Ancha Gotta Burrito stated, "We have serious issues with these gringos coming into our Country especially the ones here illegally. They smell too clean, shave, and drink wine instead of cheap beer. We have stark cultural differences but maybe we can show them some leeway, but the hell with those illegal gringos they can go back to America!"

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