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Thursday, 25 September 2008

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The Alaskan skidoo affair

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin has finally admitted that she had an affair with Brad Hansen, her husband Todd's former business partner, on a skidoo.

Palin made the revelation after the National Enquirer spilled the story, citing no less than three members of the man's family including a sworn affidavit and lie detector test that claimed that Palin engaged in the extramarital affair.

The sources have named Hanson as Palin's secret love, and that the affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.

Hanson owned a snowmobile dealership with Palin's husband Todd, who immediately dissolved the partnership after he learned about the affair, which occurred around 1996. At the time, Palin was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.

Palin and Hanson had at first strongly denied cheating on their spouses, backed up by John McCain and the Republican Party, but finally reversed themselves and admitted the truth after solid evidence piled up.

"Todd was away on business a lot and Sarah felt lonely. Brad was a good listener, and Sarah talked to him at length. Eventually, she realized she was falling in love with him," one family insider divulged.

McCain said "We support Sarah Palin 100 percent in this time of trial and pain for her, and nothing will stop her from becoming an adulterous vice president."

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