Written by Arthur Pint
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Topics: Sarah Palin, doll

Thursday, 25 September 2008

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Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production.

A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factory in Beijing, China. The latex doll has all of Ms Palin's features faithfully recreated including her trademark glasses, hair-bun and school ma'am clothing.

The doll is thought to accurately reflect all of Ms Palin's vital statistics so that punters, sorry customers, can get an authentic Sarah Palin experience.

Exact details of the anatomical features included in the doll are currently unavailable, but the doll is reported to include fully functioning "erogenous regions".

Since being announced last week, the doll already has a 3 month waiting list of customers who wish to screw the VP nominee before she gets in to office and screws the rest of the world.

Mr Kok, general manager of the factory producing the doll, said "It's gone flucking clazy, we just can't keep up with the demand".

The company is already planning upgraded models of the doll which will include an automatic weapon, bearskin rug and a hockey stick as optional accessories.

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