Lower Manhattan, NYC - (X-Files Mess): An Ice-Age UFO has been found frozen in time/space amid the remains of a glacier 5,000 ft below Ground Zero, according to reports.
The pre-Atlantis Era craft was discovered entombed in sub-permafrost after Exxon-Mobil geologists gained permission to take a quick shooftie for any valuable crude oil or gas deposits that could be lurking under Lower Manhattan.
Using a top secret Pentagon cloaking device the oil company set about drilling under the scene of the 9/11 WTC atrocity in January this year.
The move followed a Zion Oil tip-off that the area might provide a unique access point to a massive Biblical Era southern Alaskan crude lake.
Initial reports say the craft was found at the end of March/beginning of April and appears to be surrounded by a 1,000ft wall of solid ice beneath a bedrock of Arctic alluvium.
This week ultrasound tests have confirmed NASA theories that the craft is 'alive' but in stasis.
A team of Roswell retro-engineering specialists has been dispatched to the site and will report directly to the White House on their findings.
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is 69.