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Tuesday, 23 September 2008

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Frozen in a rtime/space warp 5,000ft below Ground Zero

Lower Manhattan, NYC - (X-Files Mess): An Ice-Age UFO has been found frozen in time/space amid the remains of a glacier 5,000 ft below Ground Zero, according to reports.

The pre-Atlantis Era craft was discovered entombed in sub-permafrost after Exxon-Mobil geologists gained permission to take a quick shooftie for any valuable crude oil or gas deposits that could be lurking under Lower Manhattan.

Using a top secret Pentagon cloaking device the oil company set about drilling under the scene of the 9/11 WTC atrocity in January this year.

The move followed a Zion Oil tip-off that the area might provide a unique access point to a massive Biblical Era southern Alaskan crude lake.

Initial reports say the craft was found at the end of March/beginning of April and appears to be surrounded by a 1,000ft wall of solid ice beneath a bedrock of Arctic alluvium.

This week ultrasound tests have confirmed NASA theories that the craft is 'alive' but in stasis.

A team of Roswell retro-engineering specialists has been dispatched to the site and will report directly to the White House on their findings.

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is 69.

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