Republicunt VPMILF Candie Sarah Palin has been undergoing a crash course in international affairs.
Palin, who only got a passport yesterday, will be visiting the UN in NYC with a tour group of Alaskan natives as part of her Wasilla High School Reunion Trip to the Big City. Class of 1990 President Blubber Sweete explained that going to the Big Apple was his thrill of a lifetime.
Class Prez Sweete quoted Alaska governor Palin as saying about the NYC visit:
"Minneesoda was quite the thrill...What with the Republican Convention and all...but New York City!? Land a Goshans and bury my heart in the Bering Strait!! Who would have thunk it?! A Wasilla High School football team easement will be meetin' n' greetin' the God-elected leaders of the world, free and UN. Golly ...
"I'm just a hopin' that I can impress these big city folks the way Mr Rove impressed me on John McCain!"