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Monday, 22 September 2008

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Biden's limited ASL vocabulary

The Republicant party has had so much buyer's regret over their purchase of small town Mayor Sarah Palin that they borrowed Al Gore's 2000 lock box to keep her from the press, the American people and the half of Alaska that hates her.

Realizing that the approaching Veep debate might require her release Republirecant negotiators have secured the next best thing to the gag order that they have had over her.

The one and only VP debate will be held in sign language. Palin has promised to be an advocate for the disabled and now she can demonstrate that recently acquired belief by signing her way to the Vice Presidency.Tough guy Demo VP candie Biden agreed to the arrangement but warned the TV censors that he was only familiar with one finger gesture.

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