Written by Errol Partridge
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Sunday, 21 September 2008

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"I come here under my own free will"

Very angry prOtestors appeared ouTsidE the MajestiC cApItol buIldiNg TODAY in washington dc to protest against rising oil prices. obserVers called the Odd event '...a specTacle of public pridE...'

another went as far as to say '...My son Could be part of that mob beCAuse he never showed up for hIs nooN meal...'

skeptics haVe said that the OuTburst could bE the trigger to More Crazy people to Climb Aboard the oIl price nuttiNess.

'VOTing citizEns are part of the MaChine now. this john mc CAIN person DOESn't seem to be a GOOD IDEA.

some officials have accused barack obama of SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING urging people not to VOTE for MC CAIN.

some other officials say even the media isn't safe from these attacks. one source said. 'SuBlImInAl Messaging is dangerous and risks good grammar!'

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