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Topics: Sarah Palin

Friday, 19 September 2008

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Sarah Palin, gave reporters the details of her first day in office, if she were to be elected with running mate John McCain.

"Well, the white House sure could use some new curtains and the color scheme has been around for ages. I think maybe a burnt orange would give the Country a better image, don't you?"

Palin added, "The White House really needs matching furniture for the Vice President and Presidential offices, we need to show unity and matching furniture would convey that, I'm thinking of lets say something Victorian or Colonial.

"Many more challenges lay ahead like redecorating the Senate and Congress, yes I want to bring both houses together for the sake of the Nation, maybe something arts and crafty."

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