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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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President Bush has implemented a new policy, which includes no persons of the United States Government Top Officials shale own any assets over $500, 000.00 during any economic hardship. Also included in this policy are provisions that state, all officials, senators, governors, and the vice president alike will not be paid more that minim wage during this time, similar to the pay reduction order Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's is currently trying to enforce on California state employees.

When Presidents Bush was questioned about the employee turn over the government would receive due to this he replied "Maybe we will finally have passionate public servants and weed out the power hungry and greedy individuals who do not currently have the common public's best interest in mind."

Vice President Dick Cheney would not comment on this new policy, however sources have stated he is unhappy about losing his Jackson Hole property and is no longer a resident of Wyoming and will have to pay state taxes in Washington.

As a result of this policy, the all but doomed AIG will be purchased by the Top Government Officials assets, and will not be the responsibility of the American taxpayer. All profits from the now government owned stock will be contributed to paying off the national debt.

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