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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Sarah Palin says she wants women who have had abortions to be jailed for life, in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

Palin says she reflects a new attitude toward women by America's religious right and the Republican party.

The Republican nominee for vice president, Palin said "We will track down all those women who have had an abortion and put them in jail for 99 years. They serve the Anti-Christ, and their doctors will be shot."

Palin has generated a new enthusiasm among the conservative evangelicals in the Republican Party who want women barefoot and pregnant and locked in the kitchen and the bedroom.

"Women must submit to the sexual demands and the authority of their husbands and pastors, just like the good Jerry Falwell said," she added. "Women's liberation is dead."

Palin went on to say she was on a personal mission given to her personally by Jesus Christ who she talks to daily.

Jesus has also told her to kill pro-abortionists like John McCain, she confided.

"Once we are elected, I'll snuff that evil pro-abortionist bastard," she concluded. "He even just endorsed stem cell research! To hell with him. I'm gonna be prez."

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