Long time supporters of one time Maverick John McCain have been incredulous about his recent abandonment of the straight talk express for the kiss your ass local. McCain has been making all stops to venerate the lobbyists, intolerant religionists and big tax breaks for the rich aristocats. The McCain faithful have said that they hardly recognize him. Then when he brought small town amd narrow mind Sarah Palin on the ticket, they knew something was really wrong!
Every suspicion was confirmed when Navy Seals acting against government orders but impelled by information from McCain loyalists broke into VP Cheney's bunker beneath the Hard Rock Cafe and Candy Mountain. The elite corps of fighters found McCain bound and gagged and about to be waterboarded.
Further investigations revealed that a McClone "McCain" had been produced from the combined gene( they only have one) of W and his henchman Cheney. Once the real McCoy McCain was released, he endorsed Senator Obama and Biden as the only logical choice to move the country beyond the Bush- Cheney madness!