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Sunday, 14 September 2008

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San Antonio, TX - Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin today announced plans to put the White House up for auction on eBay should she and John McCain win in November.

Palin announced the plans to a shocked crowd at a San Antonio Texas rally. "That place is just too extravagant" said Palin. "We could save millions of dollars every year if we sold the White House and built a nice little bullet proof log cabin in it's place."

Palin stated that she would list the White House on eBay and sell it to the highest bidder. "I wouldn't even put a reserve on it and bidding would start at one penny with free Priority Mail shipping," added Palin.

Palin said the money earned from selling the White House would be added to a new fund for preventing the exploitation of women and babies.

When asked if he approved of the idea, McCain responded, "That pretty little milf can do whatever she wants as long as she gets me some votes." When reminded that he was being recorded, McCain recanted his statement and began singing the National Anthem.

Palin also detailed that any land left over after replacing the White House with a small log cabin would be used as a sanctuary for abused pigs, pit bulls, and hockey moms.

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