Presidential running mate Sarah Palin has until Wednesday to decide which Vice she will be President of, it has been revealed.
Top secret talks held at the Watergate Hotel have shown that Palin, the self described Pit-bull with Lipstick has yet to decide between drinking, drugs, fornication, or gambling.
The Vice of Hypocrisy has already gone. Richard Nixon took the vice of Lying during his years as President. Palin told us: 'It is a very difficult decision for me to make. I am only 44, and I have not had time to work my way around all of the Vices. I will let you know when I have'