Did Sarah Palin shoot a certain red-nosed reindeer? Is this causing Christmas to be cancelled due to Santa being unable to guide his sleigh and being broken up at the killing of his beloved differently-abled pet?
Rumors swirl that the reindeer was innocently playing reindeer games when a whirlybird descended on them and a bespectacled woman with a beehive and and UZI leaned out taking perfect aim and yelling, "Take that Red!" felling the deer.
Rumor says his head and red nose adorn her copious trophy room. While these rumors can't be confirmed, it seem clear that if this woman and her running mate take office in November, we will have lost the light to guide us through the night and will have nothing to celebrate come Christmas of the New Year.