In a surprise move to appeal to Sarah Palin's critics, Republican presidential nominee John McCain proposes a 2% tax increase for Governors of states bordering Canada. The revenues will be used to fly Sarah Palin, or any of her relatives, to Tijuana, Mexico, for Dr. Chi Chi Cuervo's 200 peso "Abortione Especial".
Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty thinks the fund is necessary, but doesn't want to be one of a handful people footing the bill. However, he is contemplating a sex change and impregnating himself, for consideration for the 2012 Republican vice presidential nomination.
Sarah Palin is thrilled, because she and her daughter no longer have to worry about little surprises at their next physicals, and the country can go back to focusing on her hair and legs. However, her other daughters don't know how they'll find a man without a pregnancy and a shotgun.