Wereallsilly Alaska - Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol has given new meaning to the term "Shipshape and Bristol Fashion" for the residents of Wereallsilly. In her namesake English town, high tides in Bristol harbour meant ships had to be well stowed to prevent a horrible mess when low tides caused them to keel over.
Thanks to her star hockey player cum longshoreman cum boyfriend Levi Johnson's cum, Palin's seventeen year old daughter is now well stowed and is packing on more cargo by the day.
Palin's parents speak highly of Levi whose hobbies include riding dirt bags, tramping and fishing.
Notwithstanding the public controversy Bristol is well trimmed and carrying herself well throughout the gale. Bravo! Huzzar! Huzzar! She plans on carrying her cargo to term with off-loading planned eight months from now after which a terrible mess of her life is predicted when the tides go out and she keels over.
Residents have their fingers crossed that the new Palin child will be named after drinking a bottle of whisky in traditional Wereallsilly fashion. Top names polled are: Tamarack, Yamaha and Nabob.