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Thursday, 11 September 2008

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Republicant McCain is thought to have ripped the wheel chair out from under hs first disabled spouse

Statistics seem to prove that when a person walks out on his first wife because she is in a wheel chair, that POW is more likely to become a Republicant superstar.

At first glance, one might think that because Republicant Papa Bush could pass the Americans with Disabilities Act that that party would hang tough with the handicapped. But studies seem to demonstrate that when the handy has gained serious weight and is in a wheel chair, ambitious POW's aspiring to high office who meet rich young heiresses not in wheel chairs are very likely to kick the disabled to the curb and catch on to the beer baroness' rising star.

After such selfish and deplorable behavior, the Republican has been found to often go into a state of denial in which he allows religious hypocrites to cover up his guilt with their pompous lies.

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