Urbane Demo candie barack Obama tried to sound cuntry when we all know cuntry first belongs to McCain and his new cuntry girl, Sarah Palin. Obama faking his down home best tried to mock McCain-Palin and their deep-seated economic denial by saying that their bogus plan could not be dressed up with some quick fix cosmetology.
As soon as Barry spoke the words "Pig" and "Lipstick", Republicant's fired up the swift boats of confuscation. Republicant Rove clone Skinhead Schidt released a wave of media static saying that Obama was calling first cuntry girl a pig.
In his usual classy style urbane Barak asked the Republicant Campaign:" Why when you hear about a subhuman with cosmetics do you immediately see the former mayor of Yoursosilla, Alaska!? Does someone have a guilty conscience about a certain cynical and expediant nomination!?"
A Republicant spokesporcine responded: Oink, Oink!!!