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Thursday, 11 September 2008

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Sarah Palin's lips are pierced shut

Book Burning former Mayor of Dontbewasilla, Alaska, Shot Gun Sarah Palin has submitted to the headship of her husband, Todd the Canoe Rental Person and has taken a vow of silence.

Promises not to speak have a long history in religious practice and neurosis. but a vow of silence imposed by a dark lord campaign manager passed from a husband to hid candidate wife is one of a kind!

Sarah signed to spoof.ASL that she will not speak a word since as a good fundamentalist she will obey St Paul's command to the Corinthian women that they must be silent in the assembly. Dark Lord Rove who for Republicans is the Vicar of Christ on earth interpreted the scripture:

"Sarah will be ready to speak when she has completed her Jedi training. And once she is President of the Senate, there will be no shutting her up!!"

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