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Thursday, 11 September 2008

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Barack Obama voted for legislation that would fund education for children aimed at protecting them from sex predators. Little did he know that the dark lord Rove would twist this sensible advocacy for US children into a sex scandal.

Rove, Bush's Brain, and his Neo nazi skinhead, Schmidt now work for the same man they used their libelous lies against to get the worst person ever elected twice to the American Presidency.

Now once straight talking maverick McCain hides behind the underhanded tactics of the dark force. Those same powers that targeted Mccain's own adopted daughter now attack the father of two little girls for wanting to protect all US children from sex predators.Rove's minion who work 24/7 to destroy decent political rivals distorted the legislation into sex ed for kindergarteners.

Of course K-12 sex ed in Sweden has resulted in low teen pregnancy and STD rates. Sarah Palin upon learning this statistic was seen inquiring about governorships in Scandanavia.

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