Philadelphia PA-- Presidential candidate Barack Obama launched an attack yesterday against spoof writer 'Fish'. Political pundits on both sides of the aisle are saying this morning it will cost Obama the election. Obama characterized Fish as being "old" and "stinky". He also raised the idea of wrapping Fish in newspaper, which is very offensive to all fish.
The news media was stunned by the remarks and asked Fish for a comment. Fish responded only to TheSpoof.com, of course!
"I hope Obama continues to flounder in the polls. He is caught in a net of his own making. The man is a shrimp. He will get the fish-eye when he comes back to Fillet-delphia! I fully endorse the barracuda wearing lipstick, Sarah Palin. She reminds me of Mrs. Paul and Ron Paul.
Obama shot back he's not about to "fall for that old line and sinker. I am tired of his fishy stories about my wife. I will eat fish every night for dinner until the election."