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Tuesday, 9 September 2008

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"Fuck, I forgot the other snowshoe!"

International cosmopolite Sarah Palin has revealed her top travel advice for readers of this months World Traveller magazine.

Among the nuggets of wisdom include:

"Ditch the baby."

"Have plenty of polar bear jerky for the ride."

"Always pack a coat-hanger in case your daughter gets in the family way."

In the article Sarah also describes some of her trips to far off and exotic locales:

"I once spent a week end in Kupreanof, but it was too crowded and crazy for me and Todd." she recounts.

Packing smart is also of major concern to the Governor and she offers another pearl that all jet-setters should heed:

"If the journey is real long- say way outta Wasilla, past the big barn and everything- I always remember to pack a bottle opener- Todd can get real riled up if he don't have his Miller Lights on the way!"

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