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Monday, 8 September 2008

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Rev. Al Sharpton has Don Imus in His sights Again!

From the Garden of Imus's Conn. Home/NY Daily News! - The Reverend Al has gone ballistic AGAIN after reading in the NY Times Garden Section that talk show Jock Don Imus has violated the terms of his NAACP Probation by buying a Hoe to till his vegetable garden.

When the Reverend Al, known for his racebaiting, anti-semitic comments to further encourage corporation donations to his tax free community action extortion groups, piled on with Rev. Jesse Jackson to cost Imus his lucrative talk show job, they thought they had accomplished their mission and regained their self appointed positions as RIGHTEOUS (rich) Black Hopes.

Despite face to face discussions and explicit apologies regarding his on air comments regarding certain female collegiate basketball players, the pair granted Imus no slack, while continuing to support various Hip Hop Rap "ARTISTS" who were denigrating their black sisters in every song and musical video they produced.

The Buckskin Clad Imus, his cowboy hat perched on his full head of hair (take note Joe Biden), has been seen on his Connecticut estate tilling rows of corn, sweet potatoes, tomatoes, and the required squash. His wife said the caustic talk show host uses the time to unwind and reflect on the professed men of God that smote him with no forgiveness in their soul, while staying close to nature.

Meanwhile Sharpton, flying under the Liberal Media Radar, was found to have not paid over $1 million in taxes on his "Non Profits", Rev. Jackson was heard to say on an open mike he wanted to "cut Obama's nuts off", and even Rep. Charles Rangle, D.NY is having to explain his Caribbean Hideaway where rental income was conveniently forgotten on is tax returns. RIGHTEOUS!

Another televised meeting has been set up for Imus to meet with The Brothers to explain. But Sharpton wants another apology and stiff penalties.

Sharpton said buying a HOE to work in a garden is akin to slavery. He said he has not seen Imus's Hoe, but " a Ho' is a Ho', and a white man ownin' one jest ain't right!"

A spokesman said Imus is bringing his HOE, the receipt for it from ACE Hardware, and is hopeful that the Anointed Ones WILL FINALLY GET IT!

Imus said if push comes to shove, in the interest of race relations, he is more than happy to give up his hoe on air to Sharpton as long as "he can stick it where the sun don't shine", another western colonial expression.

Sharpton said he WOULDN'T BEND OVER "to accept any nappy handled hoe that's been working in some white mans garden, no how, no way....never. I'll buy my own F**** Ho! Or maybe just rent one from Brother Jesse!"

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