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Monday, 8 September 2008

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Low-moaning "Drill, Baby! Drill" emerges from her scarlet Pitbull Bitch lipstick lips after a bit of body frictio

Washington AC/DC - (Rubber Ass Mess): GOP presidential hopeful John McCain played an absolute blinder today by promising US troops stationed in Iraq a free lifesize blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll in their Xmas stockings.

Two models are available, Sarah, Bigoil Femme Fatale and Sarah, Hockey Mom On Quaaludes.

"Both models come with all the latest Victoria's Secret leather brassieres, waspies and panties," a sex toy company www.whorebuilders.con source said today.

High tech audio wizardry means that as the doll's body temperature rises with friction a low-moaning sound emerges from inside her scarlet 'Pitbull Bitch' lipsticked lips: "Drill, Baby! Drill!"

Prices start from $1,000 and the entire debut order of 250,000 has been snapped up early by 'unidentified sources', believed to be McCain's campaign strategists.

"Yeah, but the cheque looks like it's been signed by a Mr J Lieberman," the doll factory's marketing Vice President said today.

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