The continuing saga over nude photos continued unabated today, when Sarah Palin, Barack Obama and Warren Redlich all claimed to have nude photos of one another, as well as of some 'made-up' guy called 'Warren Reldich'.
Mrs Palin was the first person to suffer last week when photos of her surfaced on the internet dressed in her birthday suit, closely followed by Mr Obama, who was pictured with a goat.
Mr Redlich came onto the scene when he said he had images of Mrs Palin, but she countered saying she had hired a Private Investigator who had obtained pictorial evidence of him masturbating over gay literature in his back orifice in Albany.
Inbetweentimes, another figure, Warren Reldich, was dreamt-up by writers at TheSpoof.com, merely for comedic purposes, but it turned out that even this 'virtual guy' had compromising photos of all the protagonists, not least Mrs Palin, who could be seen 'frolicking' with a Doberman. She also has photos of him.
This morning, a War of Words broke out amongst the group, and phone calls were made this way and that, in attempts to regain control of the damning evidence.
Ex-Secretary of State, Dr Henry Kissinger, has made eBay bids for all the photos through a third party, Mr Wonkey Moods.