A McCain family photoshoot went terribly wrong when Doug and Andy McCain mistook ornamental wax grapes to be the real thing. Both brothers, who mind you, are well into their forties didn't notice anything out of place as they chomped down on over 30 pieces of wax grapes between themselves.
It was only when the brothers tried to drink the juice out of another table ornament that they realised that something was amiss. Within five minutes, the shoot was brought to an abrupt halt when Doug and Andy began to vomit and shiver like they were heroin addicts (which is yet to be completely ruled out).
This was the frantic 911 call made by John McCain:
Dispatcher: Hello 911 service. Are you calling because you have a problem?
John McCain: No, i dont have any problems, i'm perfectly sane but my sons need an ambulance. They're on the floor moving like i've never seen before.
Dispatcher: They're dancing sir?
John McCain: No! Dammit! They're really sick! I need an ambulance.
Dispatcher: Please sir could you stop crying and repeat that...
John McCain: i said they're really sick! I need an ambulance, you know where i live Cindy, get me an AMBULANCE!!!
Dispatcher: Oh Mr ,McCain, i uhm... didn't realise it was you sir, ambulance on the way. Please could you make it to my apartment one hour early today?
John McCain: Anything for you Cindy...
Doug and Andy are currently undergoing treatment at an unnamed hospital.