HNN NEWS Husband of Governor Sarah Palin, Todd Palin is reported to have suffered a stroke earlier today which has rendered his right side completely paralysed. All was well for the Palins until an x-ray of Mr Palins 'lower half' was 'accidentally' leaked to the media.
The x-ray revealed to the world that the husband to the Republican vice presidential nominee, Sarah Palin had infact, years before, sought surgery to enhance his manhood. The x-ray clearly showed a very long metallic object at the base of Mr Palins 'tinkie winkie'. It appears that the implant mechanically expands at the slightest touch and thus stretches out the surrounding area.
Sarah Palin is still yet to speak to the media concerning this incident.