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Thursday, 4 September 2008

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Liquid fondant icing on the brazilianed bits says Juneau Muff Divers 4 the GOP

Juneau, Alaska - (Lurid Ass Mess): Sarah Palin: GOP femme fatale or poster child for Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club?

That is the FBI's top worry as a cache of gay naked porno videos featuring Sarah Palin in flagrente delicto with 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' teacher Deborah Morse surfaced on the internet today.

The two women are seen cavorting on a swastika-emblazoned, purple satin-sheeted waterbed, smoking a crack pipe and daubing each others' brazilianed genitalia with Juneau Muff Divers for the GOP in liquid fondant icing.

In one scene Palin, 44, is seen weilding an Ancient American Order of the Skull-N-Bones insignia-embossed whip over Morse's ass.

She urges the schoolmarm to 'screw over that Bong Hits dumbass Joe Frederick' - the 18 year-old gagged of his First Amendment rights all the way to US Supreme Court by his GOP zealot schoolteacher.

In other scenes Palin and Morse are seen tatooing each others' asses with 'Lipstick Pitbull Bitch!' sweet-nothings while singing 'God Bless America'.

24 year-old Joseph Frederick is in hiding.

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