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Thursday, 4 September 2008

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"I can feel it kicking."

The rumors of secret Republican occult gay prostitute goings on at the White house and Bohemiaum Grove have now been unequivocally confirmed with the fact that George Bush is now carrying the secret gay sex child of the current US Vice President, Dick Cheney.

'It will be a proud moment for me,' Cheney told us on hearing the news, 'especially when we have the gay birth ceremony at the Skull & Bones lodge near DC. All members of the neo-national socialist globalist one world government conspiracy order will be invited.'

Bush is said to be all suddenly full of life and go again, after being seen dashing out into the white house garden and shouting, 'Dick I love you, I always wanted to have your baby!'

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