Without saying a word, Sarah Palin's 4 month old daughter kept up till midnight communicated volumes to the million or two half watching the Republican National Convention.
Viewers rapidly turned channels as polygamist Big City Rudy Giuliani tried to sell land to unsuspecting Republican rubes. But as the tough jawed little town mayor Sarah Palin approached the podium, the cameras gravitated toward the littlest Palin (Not counting the grandchild in the 17 year old daughter).
Tiny Palin seemed to tell the TV audience that all she really wanted was to go to sleep. The little angel appeared put upon by the pro life crowd who seemed to be promoting her as a symbol for Republican Christian love of suffering. And suffer she did, passed from arm to arm until she was deposited in the lap of a mere child herself. The babe now in babe's arms proceeded to have her hair saliva-ed and often looked like her head was about to drop down dangerously below her body.
Some interpreted the precious one's speech to say: These people are clearly out of their minds. They don't care about a little baby's needs. They are only exploiting me as a symbol for their masochistic pro life fanaticism. Am i glad I'm here? At the RNC as a token special baby? Hell, No! Alive despite my special circumstance, Heavens Yes! But please have at least be decent enough to let a baby get its rest!"