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Thursday, 4 September 2008

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Red Repubs Loved il Duce's Xenophobia!

Rudy Giuliani who seems to have temporarily retired from his role as PR man for 9-11 after raking in millions has recently turned to the Real estate business where he is busy selling America to strong dollar countries first!

But just for one night he srepped away from betraying his country first just as he has betrayed two marriages and as many children before, to mount the RNC stage as cheerleader and attack comic for his former opponent John McCain and his village mayor Sarah Polar Palin.

Giuliani's most memorable assault on Senator Obama was the xenophobic admonition that Obama has returned from his foreign tour with " European Ideas!". When asked which ideas he had in mind Giuliani initially suggested the practice of keeping mistresses but then he rembered that Democrat Obama and Biden have been faithful to their wives.

"I meant those fancy French Philosophers...", Rudy muttered somewhat ridiculously. The interviewer from the spoof. founders asked if he meant Rousseau and Montesquieu whose Eupopean ideas inspired America's founders like Jefferson and Madison. Thrice married darling of the Republican Party of the Religious Right responded: " aren't those Avenues?"

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