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Topics: Republicans

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

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Iraqi war dead suddenly become visible at RNC

Millions of Americans wonder why one deceased US soldier received a 5 minute standing ovation at the RNC while thousands have died silent and invisible.

"Somehow the idea that it is who you know is not an adequate explanation for this anomaly," Iraqi War widows have announced.

So many Iraqi war dead have been hidden and disappeared like Chilean and Argentinean freedom fighters that the brash publicity stunt of a war dead's funeral and burial has shocked the US public and especially the community of military families.

War widow Verdad Diciendo told the spoof that she believed the Bush administration when they said that the press ban on military funerals was out of respect for the families: "Now I know it was all just so much bullshit!"

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