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Monday, 1 September 2008

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Quayle encourages Republicans to get behind Sarah's behind

Elder Bush failed speller and VP candie, Dan Quayle known by all to be no Jack Kennedy has declared McCain's vice a real hot potato.

Old man Bush finds the proclamation ironic since he chose Quayle because of his purported attractiveness to women: "I picked a teary eyed boy toy to get the female vote and now Johnny McGruff has chosen a hot MlLF to ...you guessed it, get the female vote."

Quayle who now manages a hobby shop in a small Indiana town that specializes in model railroads urged Republican and independent voters tom get behind the hot potato: "Hey! When do Republicans get this close to a good looker who like sex enough to have five kids!"

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