Senator John McCain has admitted that he has hired the wrong Palin to be his running mate.
A top secret memo, leaked by Coldpost.com shows that the man who would be President wanted Micheal Palin, of Monty Python fame, rather than Sarah Palin (no relation to most of the world).
In a similar breaking story it was revealed that Gordon Brown wanted Captain Darling from Blackadder to be Chancellor of the Exchequer, rather than Alistair (Fraser from Dad's Army 'Doomed! We're all Doomed!) Darling. It is worse with anyone called Jones or Smith.
Another top-secret memo revealed that the word Not was missing from the papers that revealed George W Bush as the American President, the first time around.