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Saturday, 30 August 2008

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Obama and Palin debate the fate of planet earth

Can an Illinois State Senator who spends a little while in the US Senate between book contracts convince the American people that he is better qualified to be the US President than an Alaskan village tribal leader who got to be Governor of a frozen wasteland for almost two years?

Change has taken over the themes of both parties in the election of 2008. Obama says: Let's change and have a Senator as President since we have only risked it 3 times before in American history. And let's just throw in that he will be black and his name will sound like the most wanted terrorist on the FBI list.

McCain says: Let's change from a dwarfish, bald, mean and obnoxious, clandestine, vindictive motherfucker of a Vice President with decades of experience to a total novice who is at least nice to look at while I slowly die and we have our first really pretty president since JFK!"

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