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Topics: Sarah Palin, UFO, Alaska

Friday, 29 August 2008

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A tonne of ET blue ice was dumped on Palin's doorstep...

Juneau, Alaska - (Frozen Ass Mess): A skull and crossbones-emblazoned UFO buzzed the Wassilla home of Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin.

Moments earlier GOP presidential wannabe John McCain had just announced that the 44 year-old ex beauty queen is the other half of his 2008 White House dream ticket.

The unidentified craft hovered menacingly above Palin's Alaskan home before dumping what appeared to be a tonne of extraterrestrial 'blue ice' all over her front porch.

Firefighters were called to the governor's home after locals reported that the oozing mass was behaving oddly.

Half a dozen fire appliances arrived within minutes of the 911 call only to find that the ET blue ice was, in fact, the corpse of several decomposing polar bears.

"Looks like they were sucked up in a typhoon-like tracker device onto the craft before being dumped on the Governor's doorstep," Wassila Chief Fire Officer O'Grady said today.

"We think this might be a message from above."

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