London - (Ass Mess): A veteran Spoof! writer has been revealed as a top secret White House campaign strategist to GOP presidential wannabe John McCain.
Queen Mudder's 13 May 2008 Spoof! news story predicted Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin would be selected as Senator McCain's Veep "...and... you can damned well expect a massive coronary infarction within a few months will propel Sarah Palin into the Commander-on-Chief's job,".
Ealier in April the writer revealed that Palin's fifth child had been born with what hospital officials called 'unusual facial characteristics':
"Let's just say he was born with a very unusual birthmark on his forehead," an aide to obstetrician Dr V Smart said today. "In ordinary sunlight it looks like a campaign sticker saying VOTE OBAMA."
From her castellated gothic medieval home in the UK today Queen Mudder said:
"WTF? ME a GOP stooge?? All I was doing was leading McCain up to the cliff edge. The rest has all been up to him."
Joe Biden is stark raving bonkers.