President Bush is so worried about the upcoming elections that he has recruited Persian Mystic; Muhammad Hafez Akbar Dorogh to mastermind a November 4th victory for Johnny Mac.
Bush was quoted as saying. ¨we don't want any of them Democratics in the White House¨
Last night, a New Yorker Times political correspondent explained that Bush had gotten the idea from Obama who has himself enlisted the help of Wanyonyi, a Kenyan Mystic who claims to be God.
He said. ¨ The President firstly ¨googled¨ persian mystic but because there were more than 1,500,000 search results returned he decided to ask the question on Yahoo Answers. Fortunately,Cooter Earl Jr from West Virginia posted an answer¨.
When Cooter was asked how he made contact with and knew about the Persian Mystic; he replied;
¨Well, I reckoned that Georgy Porgy is so stupid, he couldn't find his ass with both hands - so I just darned wen an googled it¨